Charlie and the Great Glass Elev...errr....Baseball Players

Ok once again this will be an opinion piece and contain almost no information of value. This is definitely more of a rant then anything else.

With that said... Why are Baseball players such complete Fairy's?

Almost Immediately after I expressed to the Bean Head Hater that Pedro Martinez was back to stay and was going to compete for a Cy Young with his Friend Johan, he pulls up limp with another injury. This injury caused an immediate uproar in my bedroom followed by a trip into the kitchen for a $1.00 oven pizza to cheer me up. Happy i am not.

You put the left foot in, you pull the left foot out, you put the left foot in and you.... get an injury?
It seriously is starting to seem like no matter what these guys do nowadays they can't stay on the field. Its a crying shame when 98% of the league does not hustle to first base but i am now seeing exactly why. With any type of hustle or pushing of the envelope these men crumble like a delightful block of cheese. Hell most of the time they get hurt doing basic baseball maneuvers.
Yes Yes I understand that these mean put above normal strain on their bodies doing unnatural movements to the max but c'mon.

Its obviously not just Pedro Martinez. He's not even close to the worst.
Scott Rolen, Mark Prior, Rich Harden, Kerry Wood, AJ Burnett, and of course the Biggest Nancy of them all.... Rocco Friggin Baldelli all enjoy just traveling with the team rather then playing with the team.

I don't know where exactly i am going with this other then to say that if you feel the way i do and can't stand seeing your favorite ball players collecting paychecks for doing absolutely nothing then let me know.

I want to open this up for comments on who you think could be the biggest towel boy in baseball and why.