Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Roid Raid Roger

Roger Clemens was on Mike and Mike yesterday trying to pre-emptively strike out against this new book published against him. Do I really care that Roger did steroids at this point? Or that he keeps denying it? No, I don't. I had a first hand look at steroid use in baseball and it's hurt a lot of people, more so the people who got looked over because they weren't throwing or hitting as hard as the juice head next to them. I'm over it, and I don't even bat an eye anymore when guys like Manny test positive.

What I do care about is Roger acting like a clown pretending he has no knowledge of the effects, benefits, or harm a steroid or HGH causes. Listen Roger, whether you took them or not you knew people and trainers who did. I know what they do, my mom knows what they do, and so do you. Anyone involved in a sport over the last 10 years has learned what steroids do, they don't dissolve ligaments Roger, they help you win 7 Cy Youngs, and if taken correctly they don't "kill you". Your public lack of knowledge of anything about performance enhancers has in my mind solidified the fact that you did take them.

You aren't making yourself look more innocent by saying crap like heart disease runs in my family so steroids would be suicide, or that you hope what A-Rod took won't harm his future career. You probably took ephedrine to lose weight when that was all the rage Roger; that's probably worse for the heart problems that run in your family. That didn't stop you then, and it didn't stop you when you and your buddy Andy were shooting up and throwing gems. Is Andy still alive Roger? Isn't Jose Canseco? (albeit with small balls, that's what chronic, improper use does Roger, it doesn't dissolve you like a disruptor cannon from Star Trek) Oh wait, that's only 2 names, how about 70% of all baseball players from college on up for the last 10 years Roger, are they all disintegrated?

Deny your use all you want, (no one believes you by the way) but don't act dumb like you don't know what they do. You're an idiot, you made money using your body, not your mind. Stop trying to trick people who are smarter than you. Also-idiot, no one even knew this book was coming out until you advertised it for them. Your attempt at being smart has just left you looking even dumber than before, and that's a feat you accomplished without the help of a needle.

3 comments:

coach said...

I agree. Roger Clemens is a piece of trash just like all the others. Who cares about this crap anymore. Lets talk about Brett Favre going to the Vikings....Another piece of garbage. If not for idiots like Mike and Mike we wouldn't have to hear about this crap every day. Lets just get ready for the Bills winning the Superbowl this season and all will be right in the world. Show some love fellas!

Boston Baked Bums said...

Great post. I am glad that you beat me to writing it, which was going happen tonight.

Unfortunately for Roger he is going to end up in prison. The guy CHOSE to testify in front of congress, and LIED. Government doesn't like when anybody lies but them.

Goodbye Roger, be careful picking up the soap.

Bethany said...

Interesting post.
Curious though, do you think that the punishments they hand down for steroid use deter anyone from using or are they an exercise in futility?